tommilsom: theroachsalad: saraunderthesea: ...
josephbirdsong: nationalteendrunk: JENNY!!!! Jenny is everything I hope to be.
westbor0baptistchurch: tootsied: iapprovethispost: tootsied: I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR] You’re living in the past it’s a new generation [LOUD GUITAR] [SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
tahthetrickster: i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
cosmo tip #21
ptrparker: during sex when he least suspects it, scream “EA GAMES” followed by whispering “challenge everything”
bikwin5: some BODY ONCE TOLD ME